January 2012
December 2011
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It doesn't feel like the end of the year.
I am excited to see my lovelies tonight. BG party is finally here!
My car broke down on the Bay Bridge yesterday. Well, on the ramp going eastbound. We weren’t in a place to exit the freeway and go back into the city, so Caltrans had to tow us across the bridge.
My poor van (which my parents bought on my 1st birthday back in 1994) might not be driven again.
My winter break assignment can...
lemunplej:
have you ever loved your girlfriend so much you just felt the need to take pictures together in your matching Jordans and snapbacks
zooeyclairedeschanel:
you spend the first few years of your life running around in nothing but your underwear and it’s precious and cute and suddenly you’re in your teenage years and you try to do that and it’s weird and you’re required to wear clothes???
how does that work??
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
Anonymous asked: grey
Anonymous asked: ROYGB(I)V
m00nhands asked: black purple & green
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
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Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
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student:
me: whoops
Set Fire to the Rain
femalebridge asked: I just went through all 49 pages of your face at 2:30 in the morning. I was webcamming, then got bored. You have a pretty face, wow I'm super weird kbai
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seekingallthatsstillunsung:
Pale Blue Eyes - The...
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