cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

(via cookie-emoji)

have you considered that maybe i am not pleasant?

maybe i wear lipstick so that
you will see my pretty pink mouth
wrapping around a coffee cup lid
and be distracted enough not to notice
that i am intelligent and powerful;
a threat.

maybe i draw my brows into high arches
so you will look at my unimpressed skepticism
and overlook my spiteful glare
as a trick of my silly, girlish routine.

maybe i wear my heels so high and thin
so that i grasp your attention with the sway of my hips
as i listen to the click-clack-click against the floor
and know that if you should try to overpower me
i walk on sharpened knives.

maybe when i laugh at your worthless jokes
i am really baring my fangs
waiting patiently for the day
that i sink them into your neck.

i am not made of porcelain pleasantries;
you will find that these things are my armor
to keep you at a distance
so you do not step on me and shatter
my fragile control.

i am not a husk — i am not wilting.
i am turning my head
so that the fire blazing through my eyes
does not catch on the accelerant of your sweaty palms
and burn your bones to dust.

i am not your pretty girl;
i am a fury, a faerie, a phoenix —
a forest of werewolves and wendigos
that will carve out your chest
so that the next time i paint my pretty pink lips
i will taste the copper tang of your dying breaths. R.K., I Am The Wolf Only Barely Contained (via thenemeton)

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nerds-are-cool:

prettyboysintheimpala:

caramasons:

when all you want is for your favorite character to be happy but all they get to be is dead

or worse

expelled

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herecomesharon:

chapmangamo:

How to sound like a pigeon in 8 languages
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Look friends! I gave this amazing artist the Hebrew sound!
coffeenotes:

espresso machine by didnotspillcoffee on Flickr.

drdavidbrinner:

A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love

the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy  goes for too long and you get TWO instead

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tertiusvonfluffenwelter:

FUN FACT of the DAY: BOOBYTRAP backwards spells PARTYBOOB

(via dongswanson)

The realest people don’t have a lot of friends.

Tupac (via expensivemonster)

thanks tupac!!!

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