In my life, I’ve found there to be three things that people enjoy universally:

  1.  Guys with curly hair
  2. Command and control pitchers
  3. Needless destruction

Fortunately, this Mythbusters video featuring Matt Cain destroying a variety of objects using his laser-guided baseball-throwing skills features all three. You lucky duck. 

This is your daily reminder that Matt Cain is better than you.

Also, holy crap.

/re-watches video over and over again